Tina's Top Ten: Why I Don't Homeschool

This is a special shout out to all the Mommas and  Dads that home school their children.  You are selfless and a hero in my book! You're truly doing something that I know I can not do!  Enjoy

Top 10 Reasons I Don't Homeschool

1. We pay taxes. ( I don't go into McD's hand them $10 and at least not get fries!)
2. There's not enough wine in the world.(Seriously)
3. I'd only teach them to do chores.
4. I spent way to much time fighting the Separation Anxiety Battle. ( We just won with the youngest)
5. I need a break from them.
6. They need a break from me.
7. They don't take naps.
8. I can't afford to feed them lunch and snack everyday.  (They never stop eating when they're home)
9. There's not enough wine in the world. ( I know this is a repeat of number 2, but it's that serious)
10. I think they might kill each other.  (No! For real!)

Bonus:   I  don't want to end up in jail!

Got any reasons of your own? See if you can top my list in the comments below!